Cars/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the 2006 Disney/Pixar animated film Cars.

Part 1: Opening
(Shows Walt Disney Pictures logo)

(Shows Pixar Animation Studios logo)

(Shows Celebrating 20 Years logo)

[first lines; the screen shows a dark background as Lightning McQueen's voice is heard, inhales and exhales deeply]
 * Lightning McQueen: Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed.

[The screen then shows some racecars whizzes past on a racetrack, then goes back to dark again]
 * Lightning McQueen: One winner. 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast.

[''The screen then shows McQueen from the back of his left side as he car accelerating and gains on a racecar. Then the screen goes dark again'']
 * Lightning McQueen: Breakfast? Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast? A little breckkie could be good for me. No, no, no, stay focused. Speed!

[''The screen then shows racecars whizzes along the racetrack as the camera moves to the right. The screen then goes dark again'']
 * Lightning McQueen: I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick! I am Lightning!
 * Mack: [pounds on his trailer door] Hey Lightning, are you ready?
 * Lightning McQueen: [Real Gone plays as the trailer door opens] Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.

[''McQueen revs his engine, and his different body parts are shown as he drives slowly out of the trailer with his face visible. He then revs his engine again as the crowd cheer. The camera then shows the audience on the stadium seats, then an aerial view of the Motor Speedway of the South circuit, then a cameraman aiming a camera at the circuit. The camera then shows McQueen on the television screen on the scoring pylon. Then the camera shows the circuit from as high as the audience seats, and zooms in on McQueen'']
 * Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow!

[The camera then shows the race, Shows "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" text as it shows the cars zooming and whooshing along then it shows "A Pixar Animation Studios Film" text as the blue wheel runs.]

Then it shows "CARS" text.

[''McQueen then overtakes six cars. He then gets blocked by two cars named Floyd Mulvihill and Rusty Cornfuel, and rides his right wheels on the wall to overtake the two cars. The camera then shows McQueen on the television screen on top of the scoring pylon as he winks, Mia and Tia screams, the camera then shows the audience cheering, then it skips to a truck named Brian selling some souvenirs'']
 * Brian: Get your antenna balls here!

[The camera then shows the racers whooshing along, then it shows some RVs, the camera zooms in on two RVs named Larry and R.M., who are cheering]
 * Larry: You got that right, Slick. [whistles]

[''Then the camera shows some of the racers in the pits as the air wrenches are heard whirring. It goes to different racers as they have their pit stops, and ends with one of the racers exiting back onto the track. The camera shows some people going into the toilets, as there is a long queue for the women. Then it shows in the crowd an RV named Elvis, who is dancing to Real Gone, the camera then shows Chick Hicks as he purposely hits a racer named Lee Revkins off the track, Lee Revkins grunts, and screams, slides away, the camera shows The King overtaking Chick, and he drives away revving his engine'']
 * Bob Cutlass: [Then the camera shows Bob Cutlass and Darrell Cartrip, car versions of Bob Costas and Darrell Waltrip, announcing the race] Welcome back to the Dinoco 400, I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip, we're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.
 * Darrell Cartrip: Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now. If this gets anymore exciting, they're gonna have to tow me outta the booth!
 * Bob Cutlass: Right you are, Darrell. Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of the season. And the winner of this race Darrell, will win the season title and, the Piston Cup. Does The King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory in him before retirement?
 * Darrell Cartrip: He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup?
 * Bob Cutlass: And, as always, in the second place spot we find Chick Hicks. He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.
 * Darrell Cartrip: Chick thought this was his year, Bob. His chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was... Lightning McQueen!
 * Bob Cutlass: You know, I don't think anybody expected this. The rookie sensation come into the season unknown. But everyone knows him now.
 * Darrell Cartrip: Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?
 * Bob Cutlass: The legend, the runner up, and the rookie! Three cars, one champion!

[''The camera then shows the racers. Chick is trying to overtake Strip Weathers, who was blocking his way. McQueen then catches up to Chick as they try to get ahead of one another'']
 * Chick: No, you don't. [McQueen then moves to the left and finally overtakes Chick's, McQueen chuckles, Chick then gains on McQueen as Real Gone ends. Chick Hicks then bumps McQueen, causing him to slide off the track onto the infield. The crowd is heard booing to what had happened.]
 * Fans: Oohh. What a ride!
 * Chick: [laughs]
 * Fans: Go get 'em, McQueen! Go get 'em! We love you, Lightning! [whistles, McQueen then drives back on the track, behind all of the other racers. Chick then looks back to see McQueen far behind him.]
 * Chick: Dinoco is all mine. [bumps a race car named Winford Bradford Rutherford, slides into the wall, and collides with all of the other racers]
 * Darrell Cartrip: Trouble, turn-3!
 * Chick: [chuckles] Get through that, McQueen.
 * Bob Cutlass: Oh, a huge crash behind the leaders!
 * Fans: [gasps, the camera then shows all of the different racers as they collide, with one flying through the air, and one losing its tire. Claude and another racer named Billy Oilchanger then stop, facing towards each other. Claude Scruggs giggles, grunts as he gets hit by another racer, gasps as another racer named Todd Marcus comes towards him, Claude then gets hit by Todd, ending upside down on Todd's roof, Claude Scruggs and Todd Marcus screams, then the camera shows McQueen, who is driving through the wreckage and dodging the other racers.]
 * Bob Cutlass: Wait a second, Darrell. McQueen is in the wreckage.
 * Darrell Cartrip: There's no way the rookie can make it through! Not in one piece that is. [McQueen's continues dodging the other racers who are sliding across the track. Then he bounces on Claude's undercarriage up into the air, McQueen exhales deeply and having his tongue down. Then he moves his tire towards the audience, as a reflection of McQueen's bolt sticker shines on them]
 * Mia & Tia: Lightning, oh! [sighs]
 * Darrell Cartrip: [McQueen's then lands back on the ground.] Look at that, McQueen made it through!
 * Bob Cutlass: Man, a spectacular move by Lightning McQueen.
 * Lightning McQueen: Yeah! Ka-chow!
 * Fans: McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!
 * Fan: Yeah McQueen! Ka-chow!
 * [honks his horn, while the crowd members around him are disgusted by its loud noise]
 * Bob Cutlass: While everyone else heads into the pits, McQueen stays out to take the lead!
 * Broken car: [While Bob is talking, a pace car named Charlie Checker appears in front of McQueen. Then the camera then shows a tow truck named Tow towing a damaged racer called Chuck Armstrong] Don't take me out coach. I can still race! [The camera then shows most of the other racers having a pit stop. It then shows Chick, while his pitties are changing his tires.]
 * Chick: [chuckles] What do you think boys? A thing of beauty.
 * Chick's coach: McQueen made it through!
 * Chick: What?! [The camera then shows the TV screen, which McQueen is still on the track.]
 * Chick's coach: He's not pitting!
 * Chick: Come on, you gotta get me out there! Let's go, gotta get me back out there! Come on!
 * Bob Cutlass: McQueen's not going into the pits!
 * Darrell Cartrip: You know the rookie just fired his crew chief. That's the third one this season!
 * Bob Cutlass: [The other racers are seen driving through the pit lane back onto the track] Well, he says he likes working alone, Darrell. [While Bob is talking, Chick is seen ending his pit stop as the other racers are driving past him, Chick then starts off, getting in the middle of the queue.]
 * Chick's coach: Go, go, go!
 * Bob Cutlass: Looks like Chick got caught up in the pits.
 * Darrell Cartrip: Yeah, after a stop like that, he's got a lot of ground to make up. Get ready boys, we're coming to the restart! [The crowd cheers as the race restarts with McQueen progressing through in first place. Meanwhile, Chick is struggling to get past the other racers, overtaking a racer named Greg Candyman, McQueen continues progressing through the race in the lead, after overtaking a racer named Ponchy Wipeout, then the King overtakes a white car named Matthew Overtaker. Finally, McQueen comes into the pits. His pit crew arrives, with the crew chief named Not Chuck, putting fuel into McQueen]
 * Not Chuck: We need tires now! Come on, let's go!
 * Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas! [drives away]
 * Not Chuck: You need tires, you idiot! [One of the pitties slams a tire onto the ground.]
 * Darrell Cartrip: Looks like it's all gas-and-go's for McQueen today.
 * Bob Cutlass: That's right. No tires again.
 * Darrell Cartrip: Normally I said a short-term gain, long-term loss, but it's sure is workin' for him. He obviously knows somethin' we don't know.

[The scene continues progressing through the race, with McQueen having a huge lead and starting the last lap.]
 * Bob Cutlass: This is it, Darrell, one lap to go and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead.
 * Darrell Cartrip: All he's got it in the bag. Call in the dogs and put out the fire! We're gonna crowd us a new champion! [all cheering and whistling, Mia and Tia screams]
 * Lightning McQueen: Checkered flag, here I come! [Suddenly, one of McQueen's rear tires blows]
 * Darrell Cartrip: Oh, no! McQueen has blown a tire!

[crowd gasps]
 * Bob Cutlass: And with only one turn to go! Do you can he make it?
 * Lightning McQueen's crew: You fool! [grunts and knocks down a cart of tires, McQueen is struggling to get to the finish line while his bare wheel causes sparks on the track. The camera then shows the King and Chick as they see McQueen's wheel on the TV screen with no tire.]
 * The King's Coach: [on radio] McQueen's blown a tire, McQueen's blown a tire! Go, go, go, go, go, GO!
 * Darrell Cartrip: [The King and Chick then go faster as McQueen is driving slightly slower with one tire lost, McQueen grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Bob leaves him grunting, suddenly, his other rear tire blows.] He lost another tire! The King and Chick are coming up fast!
 * Bob Cutlass: They're entering turn-3!
 * Lightning McQueen: Come on! [He grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, the camera shows the other racers catching up.]
 * Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe what I'm watching, Bob?! Lightning McQueen is hundred feet from his Piston Cup! [McQueen gasps and continuously does several jumps towards the finish line as the King and Chick are getting closer, Chick growls and finally gets beside the King, but not in front of him]
 * Bob Cutlass: The King and Chick rounding turn-4. [McQueen is still jumping continuously towards the finish line as the King and Chick get closer and closer.]
 * Darrell Cartrip: Down the stretch they come! And it's, and it's... [The King and Chick cross the finish line along with McQueen stretching his tongue out over it.]
 * Bob Cutlass: It's too close to call! Too close to call!
 * Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
 * Mia & Tia: Lightning! [Screams, all cheering]
 * Bob Cutlass: [while Darrell is talking] The most spectacular, amazing unequivocally, unbelievable ending in the history of the world! And we don't even know who won!
 * Darrell Cartrip: Look at that! [The officials are then shown watching replays of the finish at different angles. Meanwhile, one of the security officers, named Richard Clayton Kensington, notices someone watching them with a camera.]
 * Richard Clayton Kensington: Hey, no Cameras! Get outta here!

Part 2: Victory Lane

 * [The screen shows from a reporter's camera filming Kori Turbowitz with McQueen and his pit crew as the Rust-eze pitties change his tires]
 * Kori Turbowitz: We're here in Victory Lane, awaiting the race results. McQueen that was quite a risky move, not taking tires.
 * Not Chuck: Tell me about it.
 * Kori Turbowitz: Are you sorry you don't have a crew chief out there?
 * Lightning McQueen's Crew: [laughs]
 * Lightning McQueen: [Chuckles] Oh, Kori, there's a lot more to racing than just winning. I mean, taking the race by a full lap, where's the entertainment in that? No, no, no, I wanted to give folks a little sizzle.
 * Not Chuck: Sizzle?
 * Lightning McQueen: Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief? No, I'm not. Cause I'm a one-man show.
 * Not Chuck: What? Oh, yeah right.
 * Kori Turbowitz: [to the TV audience] That was a very confident Lightning McQueen. Coming to you live from Victory Lane, I'm Kori Turbowitz.
 * Cameramen: [Kori then drives away, while the reporter tries to get McQueen's bolt sticker on the TV screen. Not Chuck was blocking the view while changing one of McQueen's tires] Hey, get out of the shot!
 * Lightning McQueen: Yo, Chuck, what are you doing? You're blocking the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt!
 * Not Chuck: WHAT?!
 * Lightning McQueen: Now, back away.
 * Not Chuck: [grunts and slams his air wrench towards the ground] THAT'S IT!! Come on, guys! [The Rust-eze pitties then leave, as one of the pitties drops his side onto the ground]
 * Lightning McQueen: OOWWWWW! Whoa, team! Where are you going?
 * Not Chuck: WE QUIT, MR. ONE-MAN SHOW!
 * Lightning McQueen: Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, leave. Fine! [laughs] How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas?

[The crowd then laughs]
 * Lightning McQueen: Adios, Chuck!
 * Not Chuck: AND MY NAME'S NOT CHUCK!
 * Lightning McQueen: Oh, whatever.
 * Chick: Hey, Lightning! Yo, McQueen, seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racin' out there. [suddenly makes a sudden movie] BY ME! [Chuckles] Welcome to the Chick era, baby! The Piston Cup, it's mine, dude. It's mine. Hey, fellas, how do you think I'm look in Dinoco blue? DINOCO BLUE! [Continues chuckling]
 * Lightning McQueen: In your dreams, Thunder.
 * Chick: Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, "Thunder"?
 * Lightning McQueen: You know, because thunder always comes after... Lightning! [poses to the crowd] Pew, ka-ka-pow! [to his pitties]
 * Chick: Who here knew about the thunder thing?
 * Chick's crew: I didn't.
 * Cameramen: [The crowd then tries to take pictures of McQueen posing his flashing bolt sticker to them] Give us the bolt! That's right. Right in the lens. Show me the bolt, baby! Smile, McQueen! Show me the bolt, McQueen! That's it!
 * Tex: [Electronic music plays as the screen then shows some people entering the Dinoco tent, and some others chattering as they take pictures of the Dinoco Girls on stage. Then it shows Tex Dinoco, The King and Lynda Weathers] Oh, we that was one close finish. You sure made Dinoco proud. Thank you, King.
 * The King: Well, Tex, you've been good to me all these years. It's the least I could do.
 * Lynda Weathers: Whatever happens, you're winner to me, you old daddy rabbit.
 * The King: Thanks, dear. We wouldn't be nothing without you.

[''Then the screen shows McQueen behind the Piston Cup stage, posing his bolt sticker the crowd. Then Mia and Tia screams for McQueen'']
 * Mia: I'm Mia.
 * Tia: I'm Tia.
 * Mia & Tia: We're like your biggest fans! Ka-chow! [they flash McQueen with their headlights]
 * Lightning McQueen: I love being me. [Then two police officers come up to move Mia and Tia away.]
 * Security: Okay, girls, that's it.
 * Mia & Tia: We love you, Lightning, we love you, more!

[''McQueen laughs, and blows a kiss to Mia and Tia. Then The King comes up.'']
 * The King: Hey, buddy. You're one gutsy racer.
 * Lightning McQueen: Oh, hey, Mr. The King.
 * The King: You got more talent in one lug nut than a lot of cars has got in their whole body.
 * Lightning McQueen: Really? Oh, that...
 * The King: But you're stupid.
 * Lightning McQueen: Excuse me?
 * The King: This ain't a one-man deal, kid. You need to wise-up and get yourself a good crew chief and a good team. And you ain't gonna win unless you got good folks behind you, [his voice dwindles as McQueen looks towards the Dinoco stage] and you let them do their job, like they should. Like I tell the boys at the shop...
 * Lightning McQueen: [to himself] A good team, Yeah.

[''Electronic music plays as McQueen daydreams of being sponsored by Dinoco. It shows him with a trophy and two Dinoco Girls beside him, with one of the girls kissing him on the cheek. Then it shows his paint being changed to blue, removing his decals and replacing the Rust-eze logo with Dinoco's. It shows the text saying "The new face of Dinoco", and changing the text "The King" to a logo of McQueen with the text "Lightning McQueen". It then shows McQueen posing in a studio. Then it shows McQueen on the covers of some magazines, and then it shows him with Mia and Tia in Dinoco paint on a red carpet being surrounded by a cheering crowd. Then it shows the text "Lightning McQueen is Lightning Storm". It shows some people being attacked by some giant robots with bodies shaped like spark plugs. One person, who gets zapped by a robot's laser, does the Wilhelm scream as he turns to dust. McQueen is flying in the air, and shoots missiles at the robots. Then the screen shows McQueen with Mia and Tia around the crowd from on the red carpet, which McQueen signs his tire marks on the Walk of Fame. Then it shows him inside a building near the Hollywood Sign, which he is between Mia and Tia painted gold. Both Mia and Tia repeatedly kiss McQueen on the sides. Then his daydream ends as the screen shows the present day.'']
 * The King: [to McQueen] If you figure that out, you just gonna be, okay?
 * Lightning McQueen: [McQueen clears throat] Oh, yeah, that is spectacular advice. Thank you, Mr. The King! Oh!
 * Bob Cutlass: [on speakers] Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Piston Cup history...
 * Lightning McQueen: [revving his engine] A rookie has won the Piston Cup. [He then drives through the wallpaper of the stage to the front] YES!!
 * Bob Cutlass: [on speakers] ...we've a 3-way tie!
 * [McQueen was shocked at this. The crowd then cheers and flashes their cameras as confetti shoots out. Then The King and Chick come onto the stage]
 * Chick: [Laughs] Hey, McQueen, that must be really embarrassing, but I wouldn't be worry about it, because I didn't do it! [laughing]
 * Bob Cutlass: Piston Cup officials have determined that a tiebreaker race between the three leaders will be held in California in one week.
 * Chick: Well, thank you! Thanks to all of you out there! Thank you! [Whispering to McQueen] Hey, rook, first one to California gets Dinoco all to himself. [Screaming to the crowd] Aaaah! No, not me! No, you rock, and you know that!

[Then the screen shows fireworks exploding in the sky as a blimp named Al Oft watches from above]
 * Balloon: Oh, yeah! Whoo!

Part 3: Rust-eze
[Then the screen shows fireworks exploding in the sky as the screen pans down]
 * Lightning McQueen: [Then it shows McQueen and the whole of in the trailer parking as they go to McQueen's trailer's parking space. Some pities are seen catching some tires being thrown by unseen people, including a Tank Coat pitty named Jerry Drivechain, mimicking Chick] First one to California gets Dinoco all to himself. Oh, we'll see who gets there first, Chick. [They then come to McQueen's trailer's parking space, but the trailer isn't there.] Huh?
 * Mack: Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie.
 * Lightning McQueen: I don't want to talk about it. Come on, let's go, Mack. Saddle up. What'd you do with my trailer?
 * Mack: I parked it at your sponsor's tent.
 * Lightning McQueen: WHAT?!
 * Mack: Well, he's you gotta make your personal appearance.
 * Lightning McQueen: No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! [The screen then shows a commercial on a TV screen inside the Rust-eze tent, on TV] Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula! Nothing soothes rusty bumper like Rust-ezzzzzeeee. [A picture of a Rust-eze container moves across the rear bumper of a rusty car named Jonathan Wrenchworths. As the container moves across, the bumper shines. Text appears saying "Actual results may take up to 36 weeks."] Wow! Look at that shine! Use Rust-eze and you too can look like me! Ka-chow!
 * Rusty: [The commercial ends, and the screen zooms out to show the rusty cars in the Rust-eze tent. On the stage was the founder brothers Rusty and Dusty Rust-eze laughing] I met this car from Swampscott. He was so rusty he didn't even cast a shadow. [laughs]
 * Dusty: You could see his dirty undercarriage. [He crowd laughs, the screen zooms out to show McQueen and Mack outside the tent entrance which has two McQueen cardboard cut-outs. McQueen was hiding behind one of them]
 * Lightning McQueen: [sighs angrily] I hate rusty cars! This is not good for my image!
 * Mack: [to McQueen] They did give you your big break. Besides, it's in your contract.
 * Lightning McQueen: [to the team, to Mack] Oh, will you stop please? Just go get hooked up.
 * Dusty: Winter is a grand old time.
 * Rusty: Of this there are no ifs or buts. [While Dusty and Rusty were talking, McQueen is hiding behind cardboard cut-outs as they enter the tent]
 * Dusty: But remember, all that salt and grime...
 * Rusty: Can rust your bolts and freeze your...
 * Dusty: [Then the cardboard cut-outs tilt over, exposed McQueen to the rusty cars] Hey, look! There he is! [The rusty cars in the crowd then turn towards McQueen] Our almost champ! Victory ran to your rear end in here, kid.
 * Rusty car 1: Lightning McQueen, you are wicked fast!
 * Rusty car 2: That race was a pisser!
 * Rusty car 3: Yeah, you were booking, McQueen!
 * Lightning McQueen: Give me a little room, guys.
 * Fred: You're my hero, Mr. McQueen!
 * Lightning McQueen: Yes, I know! [laughs as he reads Fred's name on his license plate] Fred, Fred, thank you!
 * Fred: He knows my name! HE KNOWS MY NAME!
 * [his front bumper falls off, Dusty and Rusty laughs]
 * Dusty: Looking good, Freddie! [McQueen's and then get on the stage.]
 * Rusty: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
 * Dusty: We might clear enough to buy you some headlights.
 * Rusty: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
 * Dusty: That's what I'm telling ya. It's just stickers!
 * Lightning McQueen: Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
 * Rusty: Yeah, well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights. [crowd laughs]
 * Lightning McQueen: [Does forced laughter]
 * Both: Ladies and gentlemen, Lightning McQueen!
 * Fans: [A spotlight shines on McQueen as the rusty cars remain silent with crickets chirping] Free bird!
 * Lightning McQueen: You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a great race today. And remember, with a little Rust-eze... [McQueen whispering to himself] Well, and an insane amount of luck, [normal voice] you too can look like me... Ka-chow!
 * Rusty: [The rusty cars cheering as McQueen and the whole of go into Mack's trailer] Hey, kid.
 * Dusty: We love ya. And we're looking forward to another great year. Just like this year! [One of the brothers laughs as McQueen poses himself with a smile as the trailer door closes to show a picture of the same pose]
 * Lightning McQueen: Not on your life.

Part 4: Life is a Highway

 * [Mack then drives away]
 * Rusty: Don't drive like my brother!
 * Dusty: Oh yeah, don't drive like my brother!
 * Mack: California, here we come!
 * Lightning McQueen: Dinoco, here we come! [Life is a Highway plays. McQueen turns on the lights in the trailer. The screen shows all of his different merchandising]

[''Then it shows Mack exiting the Motor Speedway of the South and driving along the Interstate 40 to Los Angeles. Later, the screen shows Mack making faces with his reflection on the back of a tank truck. A car named Bertha Butterswagon is disgusted by this. Then the screen pans beside some telephone poles, where the birds from For the Birds are seen chirping. The screen then resumes to showing Mack progressing on his journey. And while he's driving,  have got out to get some fresh air and to fly for a little while...'']
 * Lightning McQueen: [Then it shows. The whole song then completely ends as in the evening, that same day, in the trailer it shows McQueen being massaged by brushes as the phone rings.] Oh... Oh, I needed this... [presses a button to respond to the phone call, which makes the brushes go into the roof of the trailer] Hello?
 * Harv: Is this Lightning McQueen, the world's fastest racing machine?
 * Lightning McQueen: Is this Harv, the world's greatest agent?
 * Harv: And it is such a honor to be your agent and it almost hurts to take ten percent of your winnings and merchandising and ancillary rights in perpetuity anyway. What a race! Huh, champ?! I did-- I didn't see it, but I heard you were great.
 * Lightning McQueen: [pressing buttons to change TV channels showing the finish of the previous race] Uh... Thanks, Harv.
 * Harv: Listen, they're giving you 20 tickets for the tiebreaker thing in Cali. I'll pass 'em on to your friends. You shoot me the names. You let Harv rock it for you, alright, baby?
 * Lightning McQueen: Right! Friends! Yes, there's, um... [looks toward, who all just shook their heads at him to tell him to not say anything about them at all]
 * Harv: [to McQueen] Okay, I get it, Mr. Popular, so many friends you can't even narrow it down, hey, when you get to town, you better make time for your best friend, you gotta break bread with your mishpocheh here.
 * Lightning McQueen: Yeah, yeah, that would be great! We should totally...
 * Harv: Okay, I gotta jump, kid. L-Let me know how it goes. I'm out.
 * Lightning McQueen: [The call ends as the dial tone hums. McQueen sighs] [then some melodic beeping and wheels squeaking are heard.] What?! A minivan?! [on radio] Oh, come on, Mack, you're in the slow lane, this is Lightning McQueen you're hauling here!
 * Mack: Just stopping off for a quick breather, kid. Old Mack needs a rest. [starts to go onto the entrance to the where is going]
 * Lightning McQueen: Absolutely not. We're driving straight to all night till we get to California, we agreed to it!
 * Mack: All night?! May I remind you, federal DOT regs sta-
 * Lightning McQueen: Come on, I need to get there before Chick get hang with Dinoco.
 * Mack: [sighs as he sees some sleeping trucks] All those sleeping trucks! [on radio] Hey, kid, I don't know if I can make it.
 * Lightning McQueen: Oh, sure you can, Mack. Look, it'll be easy, I'll stay up with you!
 * Mack: [to McQueen] All night?
 * Lightning McQueen: All night long.

[''Later that night, we see McQueen, sleeping. McQueen snores'']

Part 5: Lost
[''Then the screen shows Mack, who is trying to stay awake. His engines slow as his eyes start to shut. Mack snores, wakes up, gasps and blubbers, grunts as he tries to keep his eyes open. But they close again. Mack snores, and then wakes up, gasps and blubbers for about five seconds, and tries to keep his eyes open'']

[''Then rap music is heard as the screen shows close-ups of the Delinquent Road Hazards with their engines revving. DJ is playing a short song called Rollin' in the Rearview. Wingo is shown opening his shades. Then the screen shows him, Boost and DJ overtaking a car onto the left lane, then overtaking another car onto the right lane. They then overtake a car named Duff Wrecks onto the middle lane. and the left of another. The traffic's horns are heard beeping. Snot Rod, meanwhile, was overtaking the first car onto the right lane and going along the same lane until he overtakes Duff. After, he then starts to sneeze. Snot Rod sniffles, and sneezes. Snot Rod's sneezing causes himself to do an instant acceleration, open his throttle wide and shoot flames out of his headers, to which he then catches up to the other tuners as they come towards Mack. DJ drives onto the right lane beside, while Wingo and Boost drive onto the left lane. Snot Rod is behind Mack. Wingo then notices his reflection on Mack's trailer, and turns his interior lights on. Wingo chuckles, Boost and DJ get in front of Mack, who is still concentrating to not fall asleep.'']
 * Boost: Hey, yo, DJ!
 * DJ: What up?!
 * Boost: We got ourselves a nodder!
 * DJ: [chuckles, Boost then drives onto the right lane, while DJ drives onto the middle lane that Mack is on. DJ then plays the song Songbird.]
 * Mack: Pretty music. [falls asleep and snores]
 * Boost: Yo, Wingo! Lane change, man! [pushes Mack onto the left lane towards Wingo, pushes Mack back towards Boost]
 * Wingo: [chuckles] Right back at ya! [chuckles]
 * Boost: Oops! I missed!
 * Snot Rod: [dodges in front] You going on vacation?
 * Tuner team: [The four cars laugh as Mack, who is still sleeping, moves onto the hard shoulder. The vibration of the hard shoulder causes, McQueen to move slowly forward as he is still sleeping and snores. One of McQueen's bobbleheads then falls onto a button which opens the trailer's door. The hard shoulder's vibration continues to make, McQueen move forward onto the door which is pressing on the ground and causing sparks. Wingo chuckles, Snot Rod sniffles]
 * Boost: Oh no, Snot Rod!
 * Wingo: He's gonna blow!
 * Snot Rod: [DJ, Boost and Wingo then drive away as Snot Rod is still besides Mack and starting to sneeze.] Ahh...ahhh...ahhh...achoowww!!!
 * Mack: [Snot Rod accelerates away, Mack's wakes up] GESUNDHEIT! [Chuckling] One should never drive while drowsy.

[''McQueen falls off the trailer door onto the highway. The trailer door then closes. The sounds of tires squealing and horns honking are heard as some traffic drive around them still sleeping, McQueen's wakes up, then the sound of a horn honking loudly is heard as a truck heads towards them. McQueen screams, the very jerky moments of the cars causes McQueen to be startled and jolted wide-awake. Once he is awoke he drives out of the way, and continue driving the wrong way while dodging some more cars. McQueen exclaims, then three trucks on all three lanes are seen driving towards them, McQueen gasps, honking their horns. McQueen screams, he drives onto the grass median strip. McQueen pants heavily as he sees a queue of trucks driving away'']
 * Lightning McQueen: Mack! [He then drives back onto the lane, grunting as he drives in front of some traffic honking their horns. McQueen continues driving faster and overtaking some cars while trying to find Mack.] Mack! [He then comes across the queue of trucks and a few cars. He then accelerates faster, trying to find which truck is Mack.] Mack! Hey, Mack! Mack! [He notices a truck exiting the highway onto another road, thinking that it is Mack.] Mack! Mack, wait for me! [His engine is heard revving as he turns onto the same road that the truck is driving along. His tires squeal as he slides onto the road, and he drives along the road with the truck far ahead.] Mack! [The truck, whose face is not seen properly, then crosses a level crossing without barriers. Afterwards, the bell starts to ring as the pair of antique "upper-quadrant" wigwag crossing signals wave. McQueen then notice this and look to their left to see a train coming. McQueen and then go faster as . The train, named notices him and bellows his horn. McQueen get closer and closer to the level crossing. Thanks to good timing, he crosses the level crossing just in time before Trev could hit him.] Mack! Mack! [He then gets closer to the truck, who is slowing down at a 3-way junction.] Mack! Mack! Wait up! [coughs from the truck's fumes] Mack. Mack! Mack! [He then drive alongside the truck, but its trailer's side shows a sponsor for "Recycled Batteries". The screen then shows the truck, who is actually a Peterbilt named Jerry Recycled Batteries and is not Mack at all.] You're not Mack.
 * Peterbilt: Mack?! I ain't no Mack, I'm a Peterbilt for dang sake! [drives off] Turn on your lights, you moron!

Part 6: Into Town

 * Lightning McQueen: Mack... the Interstate!! [Then McQueen moves backwards and drive left, forgetting that he was actually on the right road to the Interstate before driving onto the wrong road. The screen moves to show that he is actually on Route 66, then it shows an aerial view of him driving along. He then drives past a billboard where Sheriff was, with his roaring engine waking him up. Sheriff gasps and waking up]
 * Sheriff: Not in my town, you don't... [chases after McQueen with his siren wailing]
 * Lightning McQueen: [notices Sheriff] Oh, no. Oh, maybe he can help me! [Suddenly, Sheriff is heard backfiring. McQueen thought that Sheriff was shooting at them.] He's shooting at me?! Why is he shooting at me?!
 * Sheriff: [backfiring] I haven't gone this fast in years. [Sheriff grunts as he backfires again] I'm gonna blow a gasket or somethin'.
 * Lightning McQueen: Serpentine, serpentine, serpentine!
 * Sheriff: [noticing our heroes doing serpentine] What in the blue blazes?! Crazy hot-rodder! [he continues chasing McQueen and the whole team as his siren continues wailing.]

[''The scene then shows Radiator Springs, with the song My Heart Would Know by Hank Williams playing. It shows a montage of the different characters. Some bugs are heard buzzing as they get attracted by the lights of Flo's V8 Cafe. Guido tries to keep a tire upright on top of another tire lying flat on the ground, which a sign being blown by the breeze keeps tilting it. Then it shows the statue of Stanley, which Red the fire truck is seen watering flowers around the statue. Lizzie is seen sleeping outside her curio shop. Ramone, Flo, Sarge and Fillmore are seen at Flo's V8 Cafe as Fillmore was watching the intersection traffic light, which its amber light is blinking.'']
 * Filmore: I'm telling you, man, every third blink is slower.
 * Sarge: The sixties weren't good to you, were they? [Then they hear backfiring noises as the music stops. The scene then goes to McQueen and the whole of still being chased by Sheriff as they all see Radiator Springs in the distance.]
 * Lightning McQueen: What? That's not the Interstate! [Suddenly, Sheriff backfires again. He screaming and McQueen's as he hits some traffic cones] Ow, ow, ow, ow! [McQueen then drives off the road, and comes across a giant cone. He screaming and all stopped themselves to watch McQueen go out of control, helpless to stop him. McQueen tires screeching, then drive away across the road. He comes up towards a fence.] No, no, no, no! [He hits the fence, getting it caught on him.] Ow! [McQueen's then heading towards a sign. He screaming and McQueen then drive to the left, heading for Flo's V8 Cafe.]
 * Filmore: I'm not the only seeing this, right?

[McQueen then appears, driving out of control and knocking over some cans.]
 * Sarge: Incoming!
 * Filmore: Whoa, man!
 * Sarge: No! [Sarge, Fillmore and Ramone drive out of the way. The fence hits Ramone's body. Guido hides behind the sign.]
 * Ramone: Hey, you scratch my paint!
 * Lightning McQueen: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
 * Luigi: My tires!

[''He then drives along the main road towards, with tires all over his body. McQueen grunts as he spits out a tire in his mouth, Red gasps and drives into the building, McQueen's continues driving along the road, spotting Stanley's statue. He screaming and he then drives around the statue, while hitting Red's flowers. Red gasps at his flowers being hit, the fence gets caught on Stanley's statue. McQueen notices, and tries to move backwards to get away from the statue. His tires squealing, and the cables vibrating as the statue starts to come off. Finally, the statue goes up into the air. McQueen's stops moving, glad that the statue was gone. Suddenly, the statue lands in front of him on the road. He screaming. He turns around and drives away, while pulling Stanley's statue. The pole beneath the base was destroying the road. He screaming and Flo, Ramone, Fillmore, Sarge and the whole of all watch as McQueen screams goes past them. The statue continues damaging the road before finally going up a ramp beside the road. The ramp splits in half as the statue lands on some telephone wires. He grunting as he struggles to move, McQueen's then lose his grip, and the force pulls his back. He ends up hanging from the telephone wires as Stanley's statue flies through the air.'']
 * Filmore: Fly away, Stanley. Be free! [Red gasps as the statue comes towards him, and drives back into the courthouse, the statue lands back in its place, and the water resumes shooting out. Red then looks with shock. The music resumes as Sheriff drives slowly to McQueen who is still hanging from the telephone wires. Sheriff panting heavily]
 * Sheriff: Boy, you're in a heap of trouble. [McQueen sighs and closes his eyes and passed out]

Part 7: Where's McQueen

 * Kori Turbowitz: [The next day, we see photographers at the Los Angeles International Speedway watching Mack arrive.] We're live at the Los Angeles International Speedway as the first competitor, Lightning McQueen, is arriving at the track.
 * Cameramen: [The photographers are heard talking as they surround Mack.] Is it true he's gonna pose for Cargirl? Lightning, what's your strategy? [Mack's trailer door opens, with no one inside it. The all gasping and take pictures with their cameras]
 * Mack: What? Did I forget to wipe my mud flaps?

[The screen then shows different news reporters reporting about McQueen's disappearance, and Mack then notices that he and the whole of are missing.]
 * News: McQueen's driver arrived in California, but McQueen was missing. Racecar Lightning McQueen was reported missing. He scheduled to race an unprecedented... [while the screen shows photographers interviewing Dusty and Rusty Rust-eze] Sponsor stated they have no idea where he is.

[Chuki speaks in Japanese about McQueen's disappearance]
 * Junior: I just hope Lightning's okay, I sure hate to see anything bad happen to him.
 * Jay Limo: I don't know what's harder to find, Lightning McQueen or a crew chief who'll work for him!
 * Sven: [German accent] Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs!
 * Chuck Manifold: They're all asking the same question: Where is McQueen?

Part 8: The Impound

 * Lightning McQueen: [The screen shows McQueen sleeping in the Radiator Springs Municipal Impound that morning as he starts to regain consciousness] [McQueen sighs] Oh, boy. Oh... Where am I?
 * Tow Mater: Morning, sleeping beauty! [McQueen screams the screen then shows from McQueen's point of view as he wakes up. We see Mater outside the impound gate. Mater chuckling] Boy, I was wondering when you was gonna wake up!
 * Lightning McQueen: Take whatever you want! Just don't hurt me! [McQueen tries to reverse, then he felt a bump and heard a thud. He notices a parking boot on his tire, which it moves ahead as his tire was moving backwards.] The parking boot? Why do I have a parking boot on? [The screen zooms out to show our heroes in the impound.] What's going on here?! Please!
 * Tow Mater: [McQueen tries to push the parking boot back, but it wouldn't go underneath his tire. Materchuckles] You're funny, I like you already. My name's Mater.
 * Lightning McQueen: Mater?
 * Tow Mater: Yeah, like "tuh-mater", but without the "tuh"! What's your names?
 * Lightning McQueen: Do you don't know my name?
 * Tow Mater: Umm, no, I know your name, is your name "Mater" too?
 * Lightning McQueen: What?! Look, I need to get to California as fast as possible, where am I?
 * Tow Mater: Where are you?! Shoot! You're in Radiator Springs! The cutest little town in Carburetor County. [looks around to see a few old buildings]
 * Lightning McQueen: Oh, great. Just great!
 * Tow Mater: Well, if you think that's great, you should see the rest of the town.
 * Lightning McQueen: You know? I'd love to see the rest of the town! So if you could just open the gate, take this boot off, you and me, we go cruising, check out the local scene---
 * Tow Mater: Dad-gum! [gets ready to press the button for the gate]
 * Lightning McQueen: How'd that be, Mater? [about to press the button]
 * Tow Mater: Cool!
 * Sheriff: MATER! [Mater then stops, and reverses as Sheriff arrives. McQueen then frown and some members of then feel sorry for Mater while some of them look confused.] What did I tell you about talking to the prisoners?!
 * Tow Mater: Did not, too.
 * Sheriff: [presses the button to open the gate] Well, quit yer yapping and bring this road wrecker to the courthouse.
 * Tow Mater: [Mater whispering to McQueen's] Well, we'll talk later, Mater. [chuckles as he gets behind McQueen] "Later, Mater." That's funny! [McQueen screams. He uses his tow hook to grab McQueen's undercarriage]

Part 9: Traffic Court

 * Sheriff: [Then the screen skips to show the Radiator Springs Courthouse & Fire Department from outside as Sheriff's voice is heard.] The Radiator Springs Traffic Court will come to order!
 * Ramone: [Then the screen shows inside the building as McQueen and the whole team enter the courtroom, which most of the other Radiator Springs residents were inside and were angry with McQueen for what he have done.] Hey, you scratched my paint! I ought take a blowtorch to you, man!
 * Luigi: [Then the screen shows McQueen as he moves his tire up while getting pushed by Mater into the courtroom to the accused space while the team followed him.] You broke-a the road! You a very bad car!
 * Fillmore: Fascist!
 * Lightning McQueen: [to Sheriff] Officer, talk to me, babe. How long is this gonna take? I gotta get to California, pronto.
 * Sheriff: Where's your lawyer?
 * Lightning McQueen: [scoffs] I don't know. Tahiti maybe. He's got a timeshare there.
 * Sheriff: When a defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to him. [to the other residents] Hey! Anyone want to be his lawyer? [All of the residents move back, except Mater.]
 * Tow Mater: Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff!
 * [Mater moves beside McQueen and our heroes]
 * Sheriff: All rise! The Honorable Doc Hudson presiding.
 * Luigi: [Ramone moves his body up from his tires] Show Off.
 * Sheriff: May Doc have mercy on your soul.

[''The door bangs as Doc Hudson comes in, which the screen shows him from his side as he drives to his bench. McQueen gasps as he hears the door bang'']
 * Doc Hudson: Alright, I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Sheriff. I wanna his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots! No, check that. [McQueen gulps. He gets on some ramps that move him up to the top of his bench] I'm gonna put him in jail till the jail rots on top of him, and then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm-- [notices McQueen and the team, as McQueen does a nervous grin] Throw him out of here, Sheriff. I want him out of my courtroom. I want him out of our town! Case dismissed.
 * Lightning McQueen: Yes!
 * Tow Mater: Boy, I'm purty good at this lawyerin' stuff.
 * Sally Carrera: [Then the door opens as Sally Carrera appears.] Sorry, I'm late, your honor!
 * Lightning McQueen: [McQueen and turn around to see her, which McQueen instantly falls in love with her.] [to himself McQueen whispers] Holy porsche! She's gotta be from my attorney's office! [Sally then drives into the courtroom as our heroes turn back to the front.] [to Sally] Hey, thanks for coming, we're all set. He's letting me go.
 * Sally Carrera: [stops, and turns to McQueen] He's letting you go?
 * Lightning McQueen: Yeah, your job's pretty easy today. All you have to do now is stand there and let me look at you. Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase. Me, you, dinner. [reflects sunlight on his bolt sticker] Ka-chow! [The reflected sunlight shines on Sally's eyes; Sally groans, grunts] I know, I get that reaction a lot. I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand. [stops reflecting sunlight, revs his engine. Sally groans] Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you?
 * Tow Mater: Well, a little bit, but I'll be alright?
 * Sally Carrera: Okay, I'm gonna go talk to the judge.
 * Lightning McQueen: Do what you gotta do, baby? Oh, but listen, be careful. Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean?
 * Tow Mater: [Then we see Mater, who is trying to reflect sunlight on his wing mirror like what McQueen did with his bolt sticker earlier.] Ka-chhhhhing! [Then the sunlight goes into his eyes.] [Mater groans]
 * Sally Carrera: [to McQueen] I'll keep that in mind. [to Mater] Hey, there, Mater.
 * Tow Mater: Howdy, Sally. [Then McQueen's smile turn to frown.]
 * Sally Carrera: Hi, folks! [to the other Radiator Springs residents, drives to Doc]
 * Folks: Good morning, Sally!
 * Lightning McQueen: [to Mater] You know her?
 * Tow Mater: She's the town attorney and my fiancee.
 * Lightning McQueen: What?
 * Tow Mater: [chuckling, smacks McQueen with his tire] I'm just kidding, she just likes me for my body.
 * Sally Carrera: Doc, you look great this morning! Did you do something different with your side view mirrors?
 * Doc Hudson: What do you want, Sally?
 * Sally Carrera: [Sally sighs] Come on, make this guy fix the road. The town needs this.
 * Doc Hudson: No. I know his type. Racecar. That's the last thing this town needs.
 * Sally Carrera: Okay, I didn't want to have to do this, Doc. But you leave me no choice. [to the other citizens] Fellow citizens, you're all aware of our town's proud history.
 * Doc Hudson: [to himself] Here she goes again.
 * Sally Carrera: Radiator Springs, the glorious jewel strung on the necklace of Route 66, the mother road! It is our job and our pleasure to take care of the travelers on our stretch of that road.
 * Sarge: [in voice] Travelers? What travelers?
 * Filmore: [in voice] Ignore him.
 * Sally Carrera: But how, I ask you, are we to care for those travelers if there is no road for them to drive on? [to Luigi] Luigi, what do you have at your store?
 * Luigi: Tires.
 * Sally Carrera: And if no one can get to you?
 * Luigi: I won't sell any.... tires. I will lose everything! [cries]
 * Sally Carrera: Flo, what do you have at your store?
 * Flo: I have gas. [Mater and Ramone laugh on a joke with gasoline and gas from farts]
 * Sally Carrera: Okay, boys, stay with me. And what'll happen if no one can come to your station to buy gas?
 * Flo: I'll go outta business and, we'll have to leave town!
 * Sally Carrera: And what's gonna happen to all of us if Flo leaves town and closes her station?
 * Folks: Without gas, we're done for!
 * Lizzie: What?
 * Sally Carrera: So, don't you think the car responsible should fix our road?
 * Lizzie: The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al!
 * Ramone: Lizzie, the guy left, like, 15 years ago.
 * Lizzie: Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?
 * Sally Carrera: Oh, he can do it. He's got the horsepower. So, what do you want him to do?
 * Folks: Fix the road!
 * Sally Carrera: Because we are a town worth fixing!
 * Folks: Yeah! [all cheering]
 * Doc Hudson: [honks his own horn, which represents banging a hammer] Order in the court! Seems like my mind has been changed for me.
 * Folks: Yeah!
 * Lightning McQueen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Filmore: Nice ruling.
 * Lightning McQueen: [groans to Sally] I am so not take you to dinner.
 * Sally Carrera: [giggles] That's OK, Stickers. You can take Bessie.
 * Tow Mater: Oh, man, you got to work with Bessie, I'd give my left 2-Lug Nuts for something like that!
 * Lightning McQueen: Bessie? Who's Bessie?

Part 31: Back on the Map

 * Tow Mater: [riding in Rotor Turbosky, Dinoco is helicopter, over Radiator Springs] WHOO-HOO! [laughs] Hey, look at me! I'm flying, by golly! Whoo-hoo! [as most of the Radiator Springs residents watch from the ground] I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park! [Then the screen shows Luigi and Guido looking at their tire shelves in their store.]
 * Luigi: [to Guido] I think it's about-a time we redecorate.
 * Michael Schumacher: [arriving with Antonio Veloce Eccellente and Costanzo Della Corsa] CHOW! Hi, Lightning McQueen told me this was the best place in the world to get tires. How about setting me and my friends up with three or four sets each?
 * Luigi: [Gasps] Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store. A REAL FERRARI! Punch me, Guido, punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life! [Faints]
 * Michael Schumacher: Whoa, [speaks Italian to Guido] spero che il tuo amico si riprenda. Mi dicono che siete fantastici. 
 * Michael Schumacher: Whoa, [speaks Italian to Guido] spero che il tuo amico si riprenda. Mi dicono che siete fantastici. 

[''Guido faints as well. Then the screen shows the Wheel Well, and moves to show Sally looking at it, Sally sighing. Then she hears the sound of an McQueen engine revs, Sally gasping and turns to see McQueen appearing with a new paint job and also the whole of and they Sally giggles and McQueen laughs'']
 * Sally Carrera: Just passing through?
 * Lightning McQueen: Actually, I thought I'd stop and stay awhile, I hear this place is back on the map.
 * Sally Carrera: It is?
 * Lightning McQueen: Yeah, there's some rumor floating around that some hotshot Piston Cup racecar is setting up his big racing headquarters here.
 * Sally Carrera: Really? Well, there goes the town.
 * Lightning McQueen: You know, I really missed you, Sally.
 * Sally Carrera: Well, I create feelings in others they themselves don't understand and, blah, blah, blah, blah.
 * Lightning McQueen: [chuckles as they move slowly toward each other, Mater appearing onboard Rotor]
 * Tow Mater: McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree, K-i-s-s... auuu... i-n-t!
 * Lightning McQueen: Great timing, Mater!
 * Tow Mater: [as Rotor flies away] Hepnon, hiphep, hilililly! Wheeeeeee!!
 * Lightning McQueen: [to Sally] He's my best friend. What're you gonna do?
 * Sally Carrera: So, Stickers. Last 1 to Flo's buys?
 * Lightning McQueen: I don't know. Why don't we just take a drive?
 * Sally Carrera: Hmm, nah. [quickly drives away]
 * Lightning McQueen: Yeah, KaChow. [follows Sally and as they race each other, while John Mayer's version of "Route 66" plays, with Mater yelling while riding in Rotor.]
 * Tow Mater: WEEEEEEHHEEEEEEEEE!