Sev: Indehindrance Day/Trailer transcripts

Here are the trailer transcripts for Sev: Indehindrance Day.

Teaser Trailer #1
(MPAA green screen)

("Worlds Beyond" by Steve Stedman plays.)

(Shows Universal Pictures logo)

(Shows Syfy Original logo)

(Shows the solar system with the EIS moving towards the camera.)

Announcer: Space, the final frontier. This is the adventure of a group of brave men known as Evolution Inc. Their mission is to travel across the universe, to search for new alien life, and to boldly go where no spaceman has go-

Sev: (off-screen) Whoa, hey! Time out! Stop the music! Stop. Stop.

(The music is stopped by a DJ record scratch sound effect during the preceding dialogue line.)

Sev: (walks into the view of the camera in front of the scene) What is this, a drama? You said you wanted to make this film a COMEDY... remember, crap-for-brains?

Announcer: Sorry.

(Transitions back to the beginning of the scene. We hear the same music.)

Announcer: This is the story of one group of unlucky... *clears throat*... unLIKELY heroes on a fantastic adventure to save the planet, if there's any space for three heroes.

(A crowd is laughing off-screen.)

Sev: (walks back into the screen again) You might want to try that again. And this time, let's not have any puns or laugh tracks included, we're not that kind of movie.

Announcer: Fine.

(We transition back to the beginning of the scene again.)

Announcer: Somewhere in this galaxy, Sev has been convicted of a crime He didn't commit. After he hears abo-

Sev: Dude, don't spoil it.

Announcer: All right, all right.

(We transition back to the beginning of the scene again.)

Announcer: Hi, I'm a big fat pea-brained moron with a hideous face who likes to guzzle baby food and watch little girl shows and pick my nose and wipe my... wait a minute, WHO WROTE THIS?!?!

(William runs by the camera, giving a raspberry at it and laughing as he runs off the screen. Sev follows.)

Sev: Sorry about him, he can be kind of a pain in the ass!

(Then Sev runs off the screen, presumably chasing after William.)

(TBA plays)

(Shows the movie's logo)

Sev (whispers, offscreen): As if my life couldn't get any more stressful, I have to save the world.

Announcer (angry, whispers, offscreen): You already said you couldn't spoil it!

(Shows the text "Summer 2019" with In RealD 3D and IMAX and #SEVMOVIE underneath along with a copyright with the Universal Pictures, Syfy Original,and Harven-Dunn Avenue print logos below)