One Weird Afternoon/Trailer transcripts

VHS Trailer
(Screen fades from black revealing a clip from "Schezo's Long Day" where Arle encounters Schezo as the intro from Puyo Puyo Sun starts playing.)

Announcer (Mark Elliot): Get ready to see the world of Puyo Puyo like you never seen before!

Minotauros (from Rulue’s Boots): Moo?!?

Announcer: That's right, y'all! Get ready for One Weird Afternoon! It contains about seventeen short films that contain nine Puyo Puyo short films, along with three short films from another Compile game series JUMP HERO, and five short films from yet another Compile game series Gensei Kitan.

Smash (from Very Fine Season...?): Oh~ Come to me~

Announcer: These short films are so unusual, you'd be having no idea on what you're watching. There's plenty of action, mischief, thrills, and...

(Music stops as we cut to a clip from "Thought of Love" where Minotauros is backing away from Rulue.)

Minotauros (from Thought of Love): Oi, just take it easy, milady!

Rulue (from Thought of Love): *seductive giggle*

Announcer: Well, you don't really want to know, do ya?

(Cuts to a clip from "A Special Singing Ability" where Seriri looks nervously at Harpy. After that, the music resumes.)

Announcer: Regardless, Join Arle, along with Carbuncle, and also along with Schezo, Rulue, and all the others from Compile's three game series on the weirdest afternoon ever! It's One Weird Afternoon! Available on home video on November 3rd, 1998! So weird, you won't know what happens next, and it's very unpredictable too.

(Fades to a clip from "Comedy Icon" where Choppun is comically laughing non-stop, until he realizes that no one was here.)

Choppun (from Comedy Icon): Huh?

(Screen fades to black as the music does)