Puyo Puyo (film)/Trailer transcripts

Theatrical Trailer
(MPAA green screen)

(Shows logos of Universal Pictures, Gingo Movies, and Amblin Entertainment)

Announcer (Corey Burton): In a mysterious continent located on planet Earth known as "Madou", Arle Nadja is a young female spell caster training in the Magic Academy.

Arle Nadja: Fire! (releases fire from her hands) Huh, it worked!

Announcer: However, she wanted to perform a new kind of magic.

Arle Nadja: There! I perfected it!

Announcer: And that spell...

(A yellow Puyo bonks Arle in the head)

Arle Nadja: Ow! How did that happen?

(Cut to lots of Puyos falling from the sky)

Announcer: ...releases round blobby little creatures known as "Puyos"!

Arle Nadja: Whoa! That's a lot of Puyos!

Announcer: This led to everyone in Madou learning about the new spell, including the Dark Prince.

Dark Prince: Well gentlemen, I am ready to prepare this new "Owanimo" spell!

Underworld Henchman 1: How are you gonna do that?

(Then, the Dark Prince uses the Owanimo spell on multiple green Puyos, causing them to burst like bubbles, and dropping a pile of Garbage Puyos on one of the Dark Prince's henchmen)

Underworld Henchman 2: Whoa! You just dropped a strange pile!

Dark Prince: Ha! Who would have thought?

(Cut to the Puyo-Popping Tournament)

Announcer: Thus, a tournament has been set!

Dark Prince: This tournament is only for those who learned the all-new Owanimo spell, and that includes you, Arle Nadja! Also, for those who reach the top of the...well, tournament, of course, will go against me, the one and only strong, strapping, mad-capping monarch of the dark!

Arle Nadja: Looks like I'm ready for this tournament!

(Then, we see a montage of Arle competing against various opponents in a Puyo-popping battle)

Announcer: And now, Arle will play Puyo Puyo against various opponents in order to defeat the Dark Prince!

Arle Nadja: Ice Storm!

Skeleton-T: Teatime!

Draco Centauros: Fiery Breath!

Momomo: Punch Gun!

Saturni: Rings of Saturn!

Sasori Man: Javelin Throw!

Owlbear: Hi-yah!

Kikimora: No dirtiness allowed!

Lagnus the Brave: Mega Rave!

Zoh Daimaoh: Omega Rage!

Schezo Wegey: Aerial Slash!

Minotauros: Strike!

Rulue: Power Strike!

Dark Prince: Master's Cross!

Announcer: Arle is ready to blend and conquer!

Arle Nadja: Bring it on, challenger! Bring! It! On!

Announcer: Starring, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Matthew Broderick, Helen Hunt, Kirsten Dunst, Owen Wilson, and Carbuncle!

Carbuncle: Gu!

Arle Nadja: Oh hi Carby.

(Shows the film's logo)

Announcer: Puyo Puyo! Based on the game of the same name.

(Shows the text "Popping into theaters, March 14, 2003" and a copyright with the logos of Universal, Gingo, and Amblin shown.)