Puyo Puyo 2 (film)/Trailer transcripts

Theatrical Trailer
(MPAA green screen)

(Shows logos of Universal Pictures, Gingo Movies, and Amblin Entertainment)

Announcer (Corey Burton): Just when you think the Puyo-popping madness is over...

Arle Nadja: Another tournament? This time, in a tower?

Announcer: There'll be another one to boot!

Arle Nadja: I just don't know how there'll be another tournament.

Merchant: Oh, is it now?

Arle Nadja: If you ask me, then I must get to the bottom of this! I shall put my skills and the Owanimo spell to the test!

Merchant: Well, good luck with that.

Announcer: Arle's back for more Puyo-popping action!

(Arle picks up a green Puyo)

Arle Nadja: Ready to be Puyo-popped?

Announcer: And this time, it's set in a strange tower.

Dark Prince: Schezo, Rulue, it appears that we all had one common rival.

Schezo Wegey: Common? You don't say!

Rulue: Oh, can it, white hair.

(Schezo glares at Rulue)

Announcer: And now, Arle's gonna have to reach to the top!

Suketoudara: C'mon! Let's just dance, baby!

Announcer: Encountering opponents old and new!

Kikimora: Uh oh! You missed a spot.

Arle Nadja: I take it that you're gonna clean it up.

Kikimora: I think so.

Announcer: This adventure's more than you think...

Nasu Grave: You're trying to eat me, weren't ya?

Arle Nadja: I was just examining you.

Saturni: Back for more?

Arle Nadja: Oh, was I?

Nohoho: You eat curry, the yellow creature eats curry, I eat curry, we all eat curry! Now, let's start this Puyo-popping battle, but first!

(Nohoho proceeds to finish his curry off)

Nohoho: Oh, that's tasty!

Announcer: More adventure, more action, and more thrills...

Incubus: My, what a fox you are~

Arle Nadja: Don't touch me, you bugger!

Witch: Kikikikikiki, you challenging me?

Arle Nadja: Where did you come from?

Announcer: And there's even more weirdness to occur!

Arle Nadja: I seen some strange things before, but as for you? You really took the cake.

Suketoudara: Darnit! I suspect that you weren't that smart of a girl.

Arle Nadja: Whoa! Just take it easy, man.

Announcer: Starring, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Matthew Broderick, Helen Hunt, Kirsten Dunst, Owen Wilson, Avril Lavigne, Martin Short, Tim Curry, and Carbuncle!

Carbuncle: Gu!

Arle Nadja: Where'd you get that hammer?

(Shows the film's logo)

Announcer: Puyo Puyo 2! Another adventure where in a tower, it's challenge or be challenged.

Carbuncle: Gugu!

(Carbuncle sends the first floor of the tower away with his gigantic hammer)

(Shows the text "Popping into theaters, April 8, 2005" and a copyright with the logos of Universal, Gingo, and Amblin shown.)

Arle Nadja (off-screen): I wonder what happens to anyone who's at the first floor.