Gabriel Garza/Quotes

Listed below are Gabriel Garza's quotes throughout Gabriel Garza media.

Gabriel and the Big One

 * "You're a terrible man, Vio!"
 * (Roge) "Did you notice that?" (Gabriel) "That's the sound of the bell ringing as usual. Why are you so surprised?"
 * "Come on, people! Snap out of it!"
 * "That no-good-rotten sociopath has been brainwashing most of the school. He has a curse on him, that's because of Vio's psychopathic ancestry."
 * "HEY! Flamehead!"
 * (Roge) "Can we go home and enjoy ourselves?" (Gabriel) "Yes, as long as you enjoy ping-pong."

The First Toy Craze

 * "DAD! I WANT TO JOIN THE TOY CAR-MAKING COMPETITION!"
 * "Finally, I can get rid of that toy car."
 * "Boy, that ended well."
 * "GRRRRRR! These ideas are terrible."
 * (Leno) "What do you think of my new boat drawing?" (Gabriel) "Thank you, Leno. That's great, but we are not making a boat. We're making a toy car for the competition." (Leno) "A toy car?! I thought we were making a boat, idiot! That's it, I'm outta here!"
 * "Please let it be me, please let it be me in first place!"

Lovesick Gabriel

 * "I'VE FINISHED THE GA--Hey!"
 * "Her name is Claire. Claire Jones."
 * "Uhhh... is it just me or is the tree over there wasn't there before?"

Charge Button

 * "No mad, nomad. Get it?
 * "The Marty's Market mention made me skeptical about it."
 * (Leno) "AHHHHHH! What was that?" (Gabriel) "What's the matter? It's only a remote."
 * "Trillionaire. Uh-oh. Must be that Vio."
 * "IT MUST BE VIO!"
 * (Vio) "These are my friends. You may know." (Gabriel) "GRRRRR! Not may!!"
 * (Roge) "Don't kill my middle brother!" (Gabriel) "Yeah, and don't call Leno a meatball, either."

2-G

 * "I felt like the bouncing castle in my dream was bouncing on me instead."
 * "Today's Monday... and that means... boring school."
 * "There's nothing different! Another me?!? AHHHH!! (Gabriel #2) Why did you wake me up, Ro- You're not Roge! You're me! (both) AHHHHH!!"
 * "(Gabriel #2) Where did you come from? (Gabriel) First, where did you come from? I'm the original Gabriel Garza."
 * "I wish the other Gabriel was here!"
 * "Have the idiot Vio and his fellow bad guys done some bad stuff for the past few days?"
 * "Me and my clone want to fight you and your clone!"
 * "Well done, Gabriel #2. (Gabriel #2) Thank you, brother. (Gabriel) Brother? You're not my brother, you're me! (Gabriel #2)  I said 'brother', because you felt like one! (Gabriel) Oh, I get it now."
 * "(Marvin) See, son, there's nothing to be afraid of. (Gabriel) I was 0.1% afraid."

Ground Bomb

 * Jan: "Hi, Gabriel. Did you see the potatoes? Had you seen Nitroman: The Movie?"

Gabriel: "You bet. What does that have to do with the potatoes?"
 * "I knew those potatoes were suspicious."
 * Roge: "I did not see that coming!"

Gabriel: "How come?"
 * Gabriel: "You put all of those potatoes in the garden?"

Vio: "Thank you, Captain Obvious."

Gabriel: "You're not welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm."

Vio: "Don't call me Lieutenant Sarcasm, Lameriel and Nose."

Gabriel and Jan: "DON'T CALL US LAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEERRRRRIIIEEEEELLLL AND NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!"

The Gabriel Garza Movie

 * "I better be in time!"