Computeropolis: The Deep Web/Quotes

Here are quotes from the 2018 Universal animated feature Computeropolis: The Deep Web.

''[Peri and the gang see several military jeeps coming closer to them. Then some helicopters arrive, along with a huge tank-like vehicle (shaped like an Easter Egg) moving closer towards the gang until it stops; then the large gate opens and lands on the ground. "Donkeys," a group of eleven service apes who have the word "DONKEY" tattooed on their back and had previously followed a human-hating bonobo named Koba, holding weapons and they are led by a "donkey" gorilla named Red, the leader of the "donkeys," and his new partner Winter, an albino gorilla. The DCL gang and the "donkeys" face each other in distance.]''

Red: Well... it looks like you've invaded THIS deep web by crossing the line.

Peri: [confused] Line? What line?

Red: You know, the line between the surface web and the deep web. You'd better get out of here and never return, otherwise our donkeys will pound you into a pancake!

Peri: [confused] Me? Are you talking to me? Your donkeys want to pound me into a pancake?! Also, who the heck are you?!

Red: I am Red... and we are a turncoat army of apes known as "donkeys."

[Peri and Nicky then burst into laughter]

Peri: [laughing hard] That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

Nicky: I know, right?! I don't see any donkeys around! All I see is some monkeys, but their names start with a "D" instead of an "M"!

[The duo continues to laugh hard; the "donkeys" look at them in confusion]

Pad: [to Red] Uh, boss? Do we think they're really making fun of us because of our nicknames?

Red: I'm guessing so! [to Peri and Nicky] Stop laughing, you fools! Otherwise you'll BOTH get squashed into pancakes topped with termite syrup!

Nicky: [laughing hard] Why shouldn't we scoff at you, your team's just comprised of some damn monkeys!

Red: Enough, you fools! We're not just monkeys, we ARE the damn monkeys!

Red: [looks towards a military jeep] '''HEY, JARED! Tie up these two idiots and send them to my prison!'''

Peri: [whispers to Nicky] Did you hear that, Nicky? Red told that guy to lock us up in his jeep! We're both doomed!

[Jared orders 2 other "donkeys" to smack Peri and Nicky on the head with a green gummy bottle (resembling Sprite), then the 2 "donkeys" use striped light-pink chevron duct tape to tie Peri and Nicky up on the jeep, and the jeep drives away.]

Peri: [sighs] Great! We're in jail. But... we didn't do anything this time to deserve being slapped with a huge gummy bottle, I swear.

Nicky: Of course, we didn't like that. The donkeys don't know who we are. All they did is tell us to leave the Deep Web and never come back. I mean, that's just ridiculous.

Peri: I know.

[Media Player Mike plays the harmonica]

Notepad Ned: I thought that leaving the Deep Web and never returning there doesn't make any sense. You could always sign off of a computer...

Peri: I know.

Notepad Ned: So we chose to stay there for a while longer, but the donkeys arrested us, and...

Peri: I know, I know. I know what you're going to say. We were sent to jail, so... we are in jail.

Nicky: And all we get to drink here is diabetes-inducing Unicorn drinks, filled with eye-gorging millennial pink whipped cream and waxy golden sprinkles!

[As Peri and the gang were about to escape, a girl makes a sound]

Zola: Those apes have no respect!

[The gang gets confused while hearing a noise]

Peri: Holy moly! What's going on?

[The gang notices Zola is in jail as well]

Nicky: Who are you?

Zola: My name is Zola... please to meet you. These apes so-called 'donkeys' have locked me up for a few years... and they've tortured me my whole life. Oh, I'm a young-ape loving lady, but I don't love those apes here. This time, one of the "donkeys" just forced me to start making toy-filled chocolate Surprise Eggs at their Surprise Egg factory. ''[Zola has a flashback of herself working in that Surprise Egg factory, where she coats egg-shaped molds with chocolate, fills them with toy capsules, and seals their chocolate egg halves. She also gets slapped by a "donkey" in it for being too slow.]''

Peri: I'm sorry to hear that. The donkeys also arrested us for making fun of their leader, whose name is Red.

Zola: Red? What is he up to this time? I haven't seen him since yesterday...

[Peri and the gang saw the view of the Deep Web]

Vinna: Woah...

Peri: It's the hidden deep web...

[the Deep Web Apes appear and they greet the gang in the boat]

The Deep Web Apes: ''Welcome to the Deep Web, little kids and insignificant peeps of all ages! This is THE city that you've never seen before. It's a rich plethora of nursery rhymes, toys, surprise eggs, free IPads and other digital doodads that were paid with tax-return cash, and much, MUCH more!''

Notepad Ned: Sorry girl, I think we didn't have time to talk about it.

[Peri and the DCL gang are walking to get the golden gem]

Zola: Wait a minute... you guys can't leave me here! (the gang looks back at Zola) If you do, the donkeys will take me back there, and they will torture me for the rest of my life. I don't want to go back there, and I don't like that!

Peri: (sighs) Fine. You're coming with us.

Zola: (hugs Peri) Oh, thank you so much!

[As Zola follows the DCL team, they encounter the Ape Construction Workers who were working on their construction site]

Rutt: Alright apes. Get to work, cause we're building a brand new HQ for YouTube and its hoardes of staff members, content reviewers, and blue-collar Mexican workers. Our HQ must be able to bear an occupancy of at least 10,000 workers. Now, HUT, HUT, HUT!

Zola: [sees the construction site with her friends and walks toward Rutt] Excuse me, sir. Can you help us on the mission?

Rutt: Kid, we are very busy. We, the ape construction workers, need to concentrate on our construction site.

Zola: Construction site? What is this place?

Rutt: Shut up, kid! Why don't you and your friends visit that local thrift shop down the corner? They're selling vintage poop emoji figures!

Zola: You said that construction site is gonna be a brand new YouTube HQ!

Nicky: And you, Rutt, said that this HQ will hold at least 10,000 workers at a time! Why so many workers at a single time?

Rutt: Well kids, because YouTube is an extremely popular, global hosting platform. Approximately 1 billion users visit our services each day! You think that YouTube is some barnyard co-op run by peasants tending to dry corn fields?

[Peri and Zola saw the golden gem]

Zola: Splendid!

[The donkeys saw Peri and Zola trying to take the golden gem]

Red: You, trying to get the golden gem away from us, stop right there!

Zola: (gasps) Oh no!

Winter: We have you surrounded now!

[Rulio, Scully, and Ella also surrend Peri and Zola for trying to take the golden gem]

Rulio: You think you can get this golden gem... Well, once I put the gem on my new machine, I will create a new army of minions!

Zola: You mean the yellow ones...?

Rulio: No, not those stupid little guys! I meant I'll create a new army of donkeys!

Peri: What? That's not even fair!

Rulio: How about only if you agree to play in the Rulioympics games against my allies Scully, Ella, and the donkeys and make a wager with me. If you win, then I will give the gem back to you, but if you lose, I'll keep the gem forever and you'll go back to jail for the rest of your life!