Flashbacks/Transcript

The following is a transcript from the Gabriel Garza episode Flashbacks.

Act 1
(Intro)

(Shows the title card with artwork of Gabriel and Leno in the time machine)

TEXT: Written by JOE STILLMAN and MALA MILES.

TEXT: Storyboard by GARY HALL

TEXT: Directed by JOE STILLMAN

(Fades to black)

(Fades to Vio, in a very far away laboratory)

Vio: Yes... I'M FINALLY DONE MY TIME MACHINE! Nobody knows I even built this at all, this secret laboratory was a genius decision!

(Vio walks)

Vio: With this time machine, I will KILL Gabriel Garza's earliest ancestors, meaning that he will never exist, so he will never get to thwart my plans again, and I will finally make everybody my SLAVE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Maxio: Get on the helicopter with that time machine, Vio, you really smart genius!

Vio: (annoyed) Don't I already get enough flattery you DOLT!?

Maxio: (sad) Just trying to be nice.

Vio: (mad) I get enough flattery by looking at myself in the mirror you stupid incompetent DUMMY!

Maxio: (mad) Hmph.

(Vio puts a chain from the time machine and ties it to the helicopter)

Maxio: In lift off in 10.... 9..... 8....

Vio: (really annoyed) JUST GET ON WITH IT YOU IDIOT!

Maxio: (mad) FINE!!!

(Maxio makes the helicopter take off, fade to the helicopter in a desert)

Vio: (really really mad) GO FASTER YOU BLIND DOLT!! MORE SPEED!! MORE!! MORE!!

Maxio: (annoyed) AAAGGGGHHHH!!! YOU'VE BEEN COMPLAINING THE ENTIRE TIME!! YOU'VE BECAME EVEN MEANER TO ME!

Vio: (confused) What?! I'VE ALWAYS ACTED LIKE THIS TO YOU!

Maxio: (annoyed) NO YOU HAVEN'T!! YOU'RE THE DOLT, VIO! YOU'VE BEEN COMPLAINING THE ENTIRE TIME!! I CAN'T LISTEN TO YOUR WHINING AND NAGGING ANYMORE!! I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!!

Vio: (mad) I can't do this anymore.

(Vio throws out Maxio and pilots the helicopter)

Vio: (happy) BYE BYE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Maxio: (sad) NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Vio: (happy) Now, let me make this thing faster.

(Vio makes the thing go slightly faster)

Vio: Faster than how Maxio did it.

(Fade to the helicopter above Sinking Spring)

Vio: I'm getting closer to my laboratory.... yes...

(He flies the helicopter over Gabriel Garza's house)

Vio: I could just crash the helicopter in his house. But of course Gabriel would find a way to fix it and arrest me. As always. But this plan is impossible to thwart!

(Camera zooms to the time machine hardly hanging on to the chain. The time machine falls and so does the chain)

Vio: Now to go to my lab! The faster I get to my lab, the faster I can kill GABRIEL GARZA!

(The time machine falls on Gabriel Garza's house's lawn. Fade to black for commercial.)