Ground Bomb/Transcript

The following is a transcript from the 147th episode of Gabriel Garza, Ground Bomb.

Act 1
(Intro)

(Shows the title card with fireworks in the night sky)

TEXT: Written and Storyboarded by GEO G.

TEXT: Directed by TERRY WARD

(Fades to black)

(Fades to the outside of the Garzas' house covered in snow, and pans to the living room window; Cuts to the inside)

Gabriel: (thinking in his head) I'm going to stay up all night for New Year tomorrow.

(A ringtone is heard from his smartphone inside his pocket)

Gabriel: (looking at his pocket) Hmmm... I wonder who's it from. (gets his phone out) Oh, it's Jan.

(A splitscreen appears; The left half for Gabriel and the right half for Jan)

(Jan is in his bedroom playing a video game but pauses it)

Jan: Hi, Gabriel. It's Jan.

Gabriel: Hey.

Jan: (looks at his digital clock) It's 23:58

Gabriel: (confused) Huh?

Jan: ..or 11:58 PM. (chuckles) (normal) Are you excited for the event tomorrow?

Gabriel: You bet!

(Their hands go to the splitscreen line and they fist-bump each other)

Gabriel: Well, bye. (ends call)

(The splitscreen disappears and only Jan's screen is shown)

Jan: Bye.

(Jan turns around to look at his digital clock, turns around, saves the game and closes the TV; he tries to go to sleep)

(Cuts to Vio putting potatoes with time bombs under them in Jan's garden)

Vio: (places a potato with a time bomb) That's it. (talks to Maxio) Maxion, my new minion, those bombs are ground bombs that will explode in 24 hours.

Maxion: The victims will be exploded with our grounded ground time bombs. (evil laughs) MWHAHAHA!

(Vio accidentally sets the timer on every bomb to 20 hours; he doesn't bother checking)

Maxion and Vio: (evil laughs) MWHAHAHA! (they run away)

(Cut to Jan, having heard it all)

Jan: (serious) I have to tell Gabe..

(Jan tries to reach his phone, but he falls asleep)

Act 2
(Morning of New Year's Eve)

(Fades to Marvin, Gabriel's dad, waking up Gabriel at 9 AM)

Marvin: Wake up, Gabriel.

Gabriel: Wake up at (looks at his digital clock) this time? (normal) On school break?

Marvin: Channel 7 News is on downstairs. (leaves Gabriel's bedroom and goes downstairs)

(Gabriel goes to the bathroom)

Gabriel: (thinking in his head) Why do we only have one bathroom in this house? (gets his toothbrush, put toothpaste on the toothbrush, and brushes his teeth)

(When he finishes, he goes downstairs and into the living room)

(Gabriel sits down on the couch)

Marvin: Why aren't you having breakfast?

Gabriel: I can eat breakfest later, just put it in the microwave.

Marvin: Hm, this is one of the few times you're excited for news.

News reporter #1 (at the city center on TV): Tonight, the citizens of Sinking Spring will be gathering around in Downtown Sinking Spring for the New Year Countdown.

Marvin: We'll be there, son.

Gabriel: I know.

(1 hour later)

(After he ate breakfast, Gabriel goes to his bedroom to play a game)

Gabriel: Let's do this. (starts the game)

(Gabriel's phone rings on top of the chest of drawers)

Gabriel: Who is it? (goes to the phone) It's Jan!

Jan (on the phone): Hey Gabe! Channel 7 will be airing Nitroman: The Movie in 2 minutes.

Gabriel: Oh, yeah, I saw it on the TV Guide. See you later.

Jan: Bye. (ends call)

(Gabriel goes downstairs to watch the movie)

(Cuts to Vio and his minions spying on the potatoes in Jan's yard from their underground base)

Vio: (sees Jan's dad walking outside) It looks like Jan's dad is going to work.

Everyone (except Vio): Work? HAHAHAHA!

Vio: Remember, guys, the bombs will explode in about 14 hours.

Everyone: MWHAHAHAHA!

(Fades to black for commercial break)

Act 3
(Fades to Gabriel outside Jan's house)

Gabriel: (removing snow off a potato) Whoa! I don't remember seeing his dad planting potatoes. (goes to the door and knocks)

(Jan opens and lets Gabriel inside)

Jan: Hi, Gabriel. (closes the door) Have you seen those potatoes? (walking to the living room)

(They arrive in Jan's living room and sit down on the couch)

Jan: Have you seen Nitroman: The Movie?

Gabriel: Yeah. (neutral) What does that have to do with the potatoes?

Jan: I dont know, but those potatoes look strange. I've never seen them there before. (serious) Wait, I remember now! I heard Vio talking to some minion in my lawn, Maxio I think it was?

Gabriel: (puzzled) But he abandoned Maxio in a desert.

Jan: I might've been hearing it wrong. Anyways; they were talking about planting those time potatoes to explode us all?

Gabriel: (shocked) OH NO! We gotta stop him.

Jan: That's what I was thinking. I wanted to tell you but I barely reached the phone before I fell asleep. But I have good news, I'm having a sleepover tonight and I can bring my friends. We can stop Vio!

Gabriel (calls his dad): Dad!

Marvin (on the phone): Yes?

Gabriel (in phone call): Can I sleepover Jan's house?

Marvin (in phone call): Yes, as along as you go to Downtown Sinking Spring to see the countdown. Bye.

Gabriel (in phone call): Bye. (ends call)

Jan: Did he say yes?

Gabriel: Yup, as long as I go to Downtown Sinking Spring to see the countdown.

(Gabriel and Jan walk off-screen)

(Fades to black)

Act 4
(Fades to Gabriel's gang in the living room at the Garza house)

Roge: Hey, Jan, I'm a good guy.

Jan: Hey Roge, and yes, I do know that.

Roge: Well, the reason why I told you is because well.. it's a complicat--

(Leno and Cole join their conversation)

Leno: We are talking to him about a guy called Mr. Loseit.

Jan: Mr. Loseit? The one who lost some stuff he found or brought every time when he goes somewhere?

Leno: That's the one!

Jan: What about him?

Leno: It's a long story.

(Gabriel comes into their group)

Gabriel: Excited for the event tonight?

Cole: Obviously.

(Loy comes with the group)

Loy: Is anybody going?

The Garza brothers: Hey Uncle Loy, we're coming.

Loy: Hey nephews. You too Jan.

Jan: Hi, I'm coming.

Loy: Claire's coming too. Anyways; I'm the guy who gives you the tickets.

The kids: (burst out laughing) Ha-ha-hah.

Jan: Cool.

Leno: (jokingly) Why did you abandon your science job, Uncle Loy?

(The gang laugh to Loy again)

Loy: (gets angry) It... is... not...

(The gang stopped laughing)

Loy: (furious) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!

(Loy and the gang heard Loy's shouting echo)

(Loy's shouting echo occurs all over the universe)

Loy: (speaks kindly to Leno) I didn't. I'm taking a break from it.

Leno: (annoyed) Didn't need to take a fit over it, yeesh.

(Vio's spy camera spies on Gabriel and the gang from the window)

Spy camera: (Vio's voice) It looks like the Professor's angry.

(Loy goes outside and notices the spy camera)

Spy camera: (Vio's voice) Hi, Professor Loser.

Loy: (angry) Huh?! Where'd that come from?! And don't call me PROFESSOR LOSER! (smashes the spy camera)

(Shows the color bars screen with the audio tone)

(Zooms out to Vio seeing color bars on the upper-left screen in his underground base)

Vio: (shocked) What the... those weren't there 3 seconds ago.

Joe: No, they were not.

Maxion: (shocked) That's impossible! No signal on the top-left screen.

Vio: Wait, I just remembered something.

Maxion: Yeah?

Vio: I SET THE TIME BOMBS TO 20 HOURS!

Maxion: Don't worry, Vio, it's perfectly fine.

Vio: (really really angry) PERFECTLY FINE?! DO YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE HOW MAXIO DID?! HE USED TO BE MY FAVORITE MINION! But then.... he started to act annoying. All whiney, couldn't even do his job right, do you want to end up like HIM?! HUH?! ABANDONED IN A DESERT?! HE'S MOST LIKELY DEAD THERE! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!

(Maxion gulps)

(Cuts to Roge sending every potato except 2 to the New Year event and he goes back to Jan's garden)

Gabriel: Did you put the time bombs somewhere where nobody can get hurt?

Roge: Yes, I'm pretty sure. I put it in Downtown Sinking Spring

Gabriel: Wait, Downtown Sinking Spring?! The event's being hosted there! (confused) Strange, you left behind these 2 potatoes.

Roge: No, those are real. Feel it, it isn't heavy.

Gabriel: That can't be right. (gets the last potato and notices a timer bomb) There's a bomb under every potato! And the bombs will blow in...

Both (Gabriel and Roge): (shouting) IN 65 SECONDS!

(The screen flips sideways to Leno and Cole at the event noticing bombs under potatoes)

Leno: What's that screeny-thingo?

Cole: That looks like a time bomb- A TIME BOMB!

Leno: That means the bomb will explode in less than minute. VIO CAN GO KISS MY A-

(cut to Leno and Cole juggling the potatoes on a unicycle)

Random man: What are they doing?

Leno: Honestly, I have no idea. (worried) QUICK! WE NEED TO TAKE THESE SOMEWHERE!

Cole: Where?

Leno: The ocean!

(They both throw the time bombs in the ocean, it explodes)

Cole: Well, we didn't kill anything, right?

(Cut to Gabriel and Roge)

Gabriel: (scared) WHERE DO WE PUT THESE TIME BOMBS?!

Roge: (scared) I DON'T KNOW!!

(They both fall in a hole)

Gabriel: (falling) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Gabriel and Roge land in a net and getting trapped)

Roge: I did not see that coming!

Gabriel: Me neither.

(Gabriel and Roge make a way out)

Vio: Well, well, well. Look what we have here?

Roge: (angry) Vio!

Vio: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Gabriel: You're not welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

Vio: (angry) Don't call me Lieutenant Sarcasm, Lameriel and Nose.

Both (Gabriel and Roge): (angry shouting) WHY THANK YOU MR. FLAMEHEADED PSYCHOPATHIC MURDERER!

(Maxion's ears are becoming swollen as he holds his ears with both hands)

Maxion: (crying in pain) OOOOWWWWWW!!! I'm not faking it you know. That really hurts! A lot!

(5 minutes later)

Vio: (annoyed) SHUT UP!! WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT YOU CRYBABY?!

Maxion: (sad) My ears are swollen because of all of the shouting from Gabriel and Jan, and now I'm gonna go to the doctors to get them replaced!

Vio: (angry) WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE DOCTORS RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE PERFECTLY FINE WITH YOUR OWN EARS!

Maxion: (angry) OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Vio: (annoyed) FINE!! GO STEAL MONEY THEN GO TO THE DOCTORS! BUT IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS, YOU'RE GONNA END UP LIKE MAXIO YOU ANNOYING MINION!

Act 5
(Gabriel and Roge are trapped in a net)

Maxion: Now that I have my new ears, you will never get out! (evil laugh) MWHAHAHA!

Joe: (talking to Gabriel and Roge) I hate both of you.

Gabriel: Duh.

(Cuts to Leno and Cole running)

Leno: We have to hide somewhere! We gotta hide ourselves after we made those fishes blow up!

(They arrive in Jan's neighborhood)

Cole: Let's hide in that hole.

(They go into the hole)

(Cuts to Cole and Leno falling down in a hole)

Leno: (falling) Let's break this rope!

Cole: (falling) Do it now!

(Leno breaks the rope and Gabriel and Leno are falling down but land shortly after)

Gabriel: (looking up) Thanks, guys.

Maxio: How dare they escape. That's it, it's payback time.

(Leno and Cole land)

Leno: Vio, (gets his toy gun out) get over it.

(The rest of the gang come down)

(Loy lands)

Loy: Ow!

(Moobin lands)

Moobin: Moobin is here!

(The rest of the gang land on top of each other)

Jim: Ow!

Claire: Eww! Alsen, get your butt out of my face.

Alsen: I can't. Little Guy is sitting on my torso.

(The kids stand next to them)

Becky: With unity, comes professional teamwork!

(Leno kicks Mikey, Moobin kicks Maxio, and Gabriel punches the rest except Vio)

Vio: (angry) That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy! NOW, IT'S MY TURN FOR PAYBACK TIME!

(Fades to black for commercial break)

Act 6
(Becky runs to the computer room, and hacks the computers; She made the computers have it so Vio's base explodes in 2 minutes)

Becky: Vio sucks. (leaves)

(Vio enters the computer room and notices the computer)

Computer: Warning! This base will self-destruct in 120 seconds. 120, 119, 118...

Vio: NOOO! (tries to change the explosion time)

(Shows the computer screen)

Computer: Sorry, Vio! You can't change the explosion time.

Vio: (shocked) WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Computer: Access denied, loser!

Jan: Hey, everybody. There's an escape rocket. (points at the rocket)

(The gang enter the rocket)

Gabriel: So long, sucker. (blows raspberries at Vio)

(The gang lands in a random neighborhood and run back to their houses except for Gabriel and his brothers)

Loy: (sitting on the Garza Car's driver seat) Get into the car. We must go to the countdown.

(The gang get into the car, put their seatbelt on and the Garza Car drives away)

Roge: (looks at the window near his seat) We're nearly there.

(The Garza Car stops at the parking spot in the parking garage of the City Hall)

Loy: Okay everyone, we're here!

Gabriel: Finally, we're at the New Year celebration ceremony. Let's get out!

(The gang get out of the car and Loy locks the door with a key)

(Gabriel walks to see his family)

Christine: (talking to Marvin) They're here!

Marvin: Where have you been, boys?

Christine: We've been waiting for you all night.

Gabriel: A whole bunch of stuff.

(Cuts to Clef showing off his new disc-style hovercraft in the Vio base)

Clef: You can always escape with my... (jumps onto his hovercraft) my disc hovercraft.

Vio: Cool... (angry) but you deliberately wasted our potential escape time.

Clef: (shocked) WHAT!?!

Computer: The base will self-destruct in 10 seconds and counting.

Maxio: (shocked) Oh no!

Computer: Stop with the arguing while the self-destruct timer is counting down from 10 to 0 seconds for the base to self-destruct. Okay?

Vio: NO! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Computer: Good. Now to resume the countdown for the base to self-destruct in 10 seconds and counting. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Vio and his minions: (shocked) NOOOOO!

Computer: 0! This base will self-destruct in right about... now!

(The base explodes and Vio and his minions are sent flying)

Mikey: (happy) WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I believe I can fly! I believe I can... (falls down, screaming) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

(Mikey crash lands into someone's house)

Mikey: (off-screen) OUCH! That hurts!

(Cuts to Joe hanging onto his inflated parachute)

Joe: (jealous) Your flying skills had just failed, Mikey! Hahaha..

Act 7
(Cuts to everyone at the event counting down, even the Garza brothers)

(Shows respective numbers)

Everybody: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Happy New Year 2002!

(The fireworks start flying)

(Cuts to Vio flying into the sky, and looked down at Earth)

Vio: (angry) This is the most stupid, worstest new year... ever! (attacked by a firework in his butt) AHHHH! My butt is on fire! (flys from the firework)

Cole: That red blob looks like... Vio.

Roge: It is Vio.

Cole: That Vio should have never entered Sinking Spring, at all.

Roge: You said it, little brother. You said it.

(Cuts to Vio falling from the sky)

Vio: (screaming) I'M FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNG!!!

(Vio crash landed in a porcupine breeding factory full of sharp porcupine quills)

Vio: (screaming in pain) OUCH! OUCH! '''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! I'M BLEEDING!! HELP!!'''

(The screen flipped sideways to Gabriel's house)

(Fades to Gabriel and his family eating leftover turkey at dinner)

Marvin: Did you enjoy the celebration?

Roge: I did! 2001 felt really, really short. Like, it felt like it was only 8 days!

Gabriel: You bet... (eats turkey) ...we've all enjoyed the celebration together.

(Iris wipe occurs on Gabriel's face, but pauses)

Gabriel: (talking to the camera with his mouthful of food) The end!

Marvin: (shocked) The end? But this is real life.

(Iris wipe grows back as Gabriel swallowed his food)

(Iris wipe shrinks to black)

Text: THE END

(Fades to black)

(Credits)